I’m updating my computer to something called “The Captain” or something like that because I desperately need Word to write this book and because Ronna made fun of me for using Google Docs. And it’s taking an incredibly long ass time so I’m dragging everyone down The boredom hole with me.

I’m watching Modern Family. Cam is worried Lily won’t grow up to make good choices.

I’m teaching myself Purple Rain on the guitar. I am soooo good.