I was writing something just now about names you might find in a fable, like Jane or Henry, then I realized: I have no idea what fables I got those names from. So I Googled “fable examples.” Then the photos happened.

The Tortoise and The Hare

The big fat tortoise is stomping on the hare, who is acting like an apologetic, battered housewife. I have no idea what those “certifications” are for. And where is his shell? At least his face looks realistic.