The Drug Slang Translator

I just found this on my desktop, where I save interesting things “to be used later.” It’s from If you’re wondering about any crazy talk you might hear out there on the mean streets of your ‘hood, you can write it out and whammo! Even if it sounds completely innocent. You never know. I thought Abe was just having a little lunch that he couldn’t pay for and the story was going to end with a little dine n’ ditch.

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Written by Anne Clendening
Anne Clendening was born and raised in L.A. She's a yoga teacher, a writer and occasionally slings cocktails in a Hollywood bar. She could eat chocolate cake for every meal of the day. She has a huge fear of heights and flying. And fire. She wishes she could speak French, play her guitar better and make cannoli. She's probably listening to The Dark Side Of The Moon right now, kickin’ it with her boxer dog and her hot Australian husband ★