I was Googling something the other day, something about “why didn’t…” I have no idea what it was. But this is what came up, so I stopped myself at that point, because WTF:

Who is Evans? A golf person?

What piano??!

Who is Tris and what is Allegiant?

And the glove? Duh, it was dried with blood and it shrunk. That’s why it didn’t fit.

Watch me keep going.

It’s because YOU HAVE TO GO TO THE DOCTOR.

Who is Eugenie Boisf…??!

Who is Orlando Tive “Baby Lane” Anderson? And was Superman killed?

Screw “Lost.” The ending SUCKED.