Excuse me, but WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THE PERSON WHO WROTE THIS. Why do the people have to be a family? Why can’t it just be four unrelated people? Am I going to find out the father murdered the daughter? And the son witnessed it? AND THE MOM HELPED? Is it JonBenet Ramsey? (Sorry.)


So I’m like, maybe the mother was the murderer, and the son helped, or the dad murdered the mom, and… wow. It couldn’t just be people on a train. It reminds me of The Aristocats joke, the most perverted joke on the planet, unless you think of “Two Girls and a Cup”as a joke.

If you want the answer, this is where I got this puzzle. FYI, my answer was wrong.

Written by Anne Clendening
Anne Clendening was born and raised in L.A. She's a yoga teacher, a writer and occasionally slings cocktails in a Hollywood bar. She could eat chocolate cake for every meal of the day. She has a huge fear of heights and flying. And fire. She wishes she could speak French, play her guitar better and make cannoli. She's probably listening to The Dark Side Of The Moon right now, kickin’ it with her boxer dog and her hot Australian husband ★