“Something is alive in the funhouse… something that has the form of a human, but not the face… something that feeds off the flesh and blood of young innocents…” ~The Funhouse (1981)

IMDB Summary: Four teenage friends spend the night in a carnival funhouse and are stalked by a deformed man in a Frankenstein mask.

Rotten Tomatoes rating: 62%

Why I love it: I was 14 when I saw this for the first time. I couldn’t wait to lie to my parents about where I was going, get high and hang out with boys at carnivals, despite what could happen…

Scary thing #1: Clowns. During the opening credits. Fuck you.