“Abracadabra, I sit on his knee. Presto chango, and now he is me. Hocus Pocus, we take her to bed. Magic is fun; we’re dead.” ~Magic (1978)

IMDB Summary: A ventriloquist is at the mercy of his vicious dummy while he tries to renew a romance with his high school sweetheart.

Rotten Tomatoes rating: 83%

Why I love it: Because Anthony Hopkins is a GOD.

Corkey Withers is probably my favorite “Naughty John” on this whole list. Even more so than Dr. Hannibal Lecter, who’s a close number two. Anthony Hopkins, if you’re reading this, I fucking love you.