I’m not the Only One…

This, from “Adulthood is a Myth” by Sarah Andersen. Exactly. Except I wouldn’t be nervous, like in the second one, because I’ve been talking like that my whole life, and unless I was actually reading from a piece of paper I’d probably still talk like that. And you would totally understand me.


Written by Anne Clendening
Anne Clendening was born and raised in L.A. She's a yoga teacher, a writer and occasionally slings cocktails in a Hollywood bar. She could eat chocolate cake for every meal of the day. She has a huge fear of heights and flying. And fire. She wishes she could speak French, play her guitar better and make cannoli. She's probably listening to The Dark Side Of The Moon right now, kickin’ it with her boxer dog and her hot Australian husband ★