[This one's for you, Jamie Lee Curtis]
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i love you, laurie strode
[Yeah, I wrote a book]
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The story of bent
Everything you need to
know about having your shit together
[FYI Barbie has nothing to do with it. It's just the picture fit the post. ]
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[Like, what the hell]
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dinosaurs
[...not really. But I did kiss him on the cheek once.]
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I Made out with scott
baio today
[An extended recap]
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halloween
[RIP Gene Wilder]
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So shines a good deed in
a weary world...
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Another pitch that I have yet to work out for cracked.com. It started off a “10 Characters Who Were Wracked With Mommy Issues (And Won).” Hmmm… I’m still thinking…
Dirk Diggler in Boogie Nights
Who sits in the dark, enveloped in cold, blue light and cigarette-fueled desperation, waiting for their teenage son to come home from his dishwashing job only to (accurately) accuse him of sleeping with whores and whacking off in his bedroom? Eddie Adams’ weirdly aggressive alcoholic mother, that’s who. Eddie in his jean jacket and his rimmer tee. Damn, Oedipal tension, much? I know he’s dick-tastic, but come on!
By the way, because of this scene, this is exactly how I imagine all porn stars got their start, running away from an abusive home situation screaming the line, “you don’t know what I can do! What I’m gonna be!” Maybe even with a yellow Pinto in the driveway.