OK, they’re not mine. But I’m LOL-ing. Google “10 second movie plots” or “accurate but misleading movie synopses.”

Alien
A rambunctious alien child invites itself aboard a human cargo ship; a memorable game of hide-and-seek follows.

Aliens
Humans and aliens join together to raise alien youth, but the marines take exception to their methods.

Alien 3
A lady and a stowaway change the lives of lonely prisoners forever.

Batman & Robin:
A gay couple show off their rubber S&M outfits.

Casablanca
WW II draft dodging, gin-swilling, Fedora-wearing dude flees U.S., is spurned by a sentimental Parisian woman who’s really from Sweden, dumps her, then vanishes into the night with another man.

Citizen Kane
Dirty old rich man dumps wife and family for young, blonde filly with a speech impediment, who drinks herself silly and ends up gone.

E.T.
An interloper endangers the life of a small boy in a desperate attempt to get home.

The Godfather
Intimidating New York control freak with hanging jowls helps his friends by utilizing guns, lawyers and long-distance animal abuse.

The Graduate
College boy wants girl, compromises by dating her mother until a yellow bus carries him off to a future of probable poverty with vacillating trophy girl bride.

It’s a Wonderful Life
A man whose business is failing meets a dead geezer and hallucinates his way to happiness.

Jurassic Park
A couple tries to have a good day at an amusement park and is thwarted by faulty ride management.

Singin’ in the Rain
A dripping man does a one-footed stomp in a gutter while his silly friend runs into a brick wall and the female love interest earns a living by talking.

Snow White
Girl runs away from home and joins a group home. She has a near death experience and ends up in an upper class marriage.

The Wizard of Oz
Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first woman she meets and then teams up with three complete strangers to kill again.