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Bad Daughter

Bad Daughter

A How-To Guide

Horrorpalooza

Horrorpalooza

A look at 31 days of horror movies in case you feel like having the shit scared out of you today

Posts about Bent

Posts about Bent

I wrote a book. It's not just about yoga.

I was going to put these in something I just wrote. But I’m not.

Killer whales are not whales. They’re dolphins.

An octopus does not have eight arms. It has two legs and six arms.

There is no such thing as a jackalope.

Cats should not drink milk. They are lactose intolerant.

The brontosaurus never existed.

Bugs Bunny is not a rabbit. He’s a hare.

There’s no such animal as a panther. A panther is any cat that can roar, like a lion or a tiger.

Possums don’t “play dead” in front of a dangerous predator on purpose. They’re actually in a state of shock from fear.

Most bees don’t die when they sting you, unless they do a messy job of it.

Rudolf the Red-nosed Reindeer is technically a female. Male reindeers lose their antlers in the winter.