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Bad Daughter

Bad Daughter

A How-To Guide

Horrorpalooza

Horrorpalooza

A look at 31 days of horror movies in case you feel like having the shit scared out of you today

Posts about Bent

Posts about Bent

I wrote a book. It's not just about yoga.

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The JibJab video. It costs $1.99 to download the video. I’m gonna have to take a minute here to decide if it’s actually worth it. There’s only so many times you can listen to “The Macarena” without wanting to cut off your own ears (which, if you think about it, would do no good).

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Is it better than “Feliz Navidad?” Probably not. Look at my goofy dog Sabina.

If you know me, expect JibJab birthday cards, or maybe just ones for no reason where your face might get put into Britney Spears’ “Hit Me Baby, One More Time” or a disco-themed diddy. Believe me, it’s endlessly entertaining.