IMDB Summary: 15 years after murdering his sister on Halloween night 1963, Michael Myers escapes from a mental hospital and...
I MADE OUT WITH SCOTT BAIO TODAY
- Anne Clendening /
- November 27, 2017 /
- Dirty Blonde
So this morning I spent at least two hours lying in bed watching an unbelievably insane Twitter war explode between...
PANIC ATTACK
- Anne Clendening /
- October 24, 2017 /
- Bent: the Book, Dirty Blonde
Panic attacks are pretty special. Overwhelming surges of terror appearing out of nowhere, drowning you in fear, choking the breath...
TITLES
- Anne Clendening /
- October 21, 2017 /
- Bent: the Book, Dirty Blonde
I thought of a lot of titles for the book before deciding on Bent: How Yoga Saved My Ass ....
MORE STUFF THAT PROBABLY WON’T MAKE IT INTO BENT
- Anne Clendening /
- April 14, 2017 /
- Bent: the Book, Dirty Blonde
Yes, there is a part one to this post. I've written a lot of stuff. Not all of it publishable....
DINOSAURS
- Anne Clendening /
- April 13, 2017 /
- Dirty Blonde
I must have had some really weird dreams last night because when I woke up this morning, this is the...
MOSQUITOES
- Anne Clendening /
- March 29, 2017 /
- Dirty Blonde
Since the weather's been getting warmer I've seen some very weird bugs flying around inside our house. And they're e verywhere...
THE STRANGER
- Anne Clendening /
- March 14, 2017 /
- Dirty Blonde
Saturday, 2:30 pm. There's a dude sitting outside my house in a white Mercedes. He doesn't appear to be homeless, broken...
ADULTS RUIN EVERYTHING
- Anne Clendening /
- December 27, 2016 /
- Dirty Blonde
(...Or make it all better, depending how you look at it.) For Christmas my aunt Judi, knowing how stressed out...
I AM NOT A PSYCHOPATH
- Anne Clendening /
- December 17, 2016 /
- Dirty Blonde
I just found a one question test that reveals whether or not you have the mind of a psychopath. It's...
KINDLE RULES
- Anne Clendening /
- November 22, 2016 /
- Dirty Blonde
I used to make endless fun of my friend Jalee for owning a Kindle. Kindles were for the lazy. Seriously,...
DEAR MR VICE-PRESIDENT ELECT PENCE
- Anne Clendening /
- November 21, 2016 /
- Dirty Blonde
The following is the original version of the post that is now on elephant journal ←
Dear Mr. Vice President-Elect...
THIS ISN’T MEANT TO BE SAD, BUT IT IS ABOUT DEATH
- Anne Clendening /
- November 17, 2016 /
- Bent: the Book, Dirty Blonde, Quotes
So my editor has been encouraging me to amp things up a little with third-party quotes, which do come in...
ABOUT ME
L.A. chick. Writer. Horror fan. Free Spirit. Child of the 70's.