“To avoid fainting, keep repeating: “It’s only a movie, only a movie, only a movie…” ~The Last House on the Left (1972)

IMDB Summary: A pair of teenage girls are headed to a rock concert for one’s birthday. While trying to score marijuana in the city, the girls are kidnapped by a gang of psychotic convicts.

Rotten Tomatoes rating: 59%

Why I love it: I don’t love it at all and fuck you, Wes Craven, for making this movie.

This is the first movie I honestly didn’t think I could watch all the way through. I wish I had followed through on that thought for Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer. I actually turned this one off at one point. I flipped through the channels on the TV until I saw Halloween 2 was on. God dammit. So tempting. So you know what I did? I watched both. At the same time. One on the TV. One on the computer. I’m glad my husband wasn’t home to hear the unrelenting screaming between both movies.