“Welcome To Your Worst Nightmare.” ~Hostel (2005)

IMDB Summary: Three backpackers head to a Slovak city that promises to meet their hedonistic expectations, with no idea of the hell that awaits them.

Rotten Tomatoes rating: 61%

Why I love it: It would be weird to say I love it. I will say bravo to the best use of a homonym ever used in a horror movie title.

First, I may never go to Eastern Europe after watching this movie. Second, guys are so stupid. All it takes it a hot chick with great tits to turn their head and they’re easily led to their own slaughter. And third, now I think this kind of thing actually exists—paying money to torture and kill people. I guess we should all be happy we’ve been warned. (Read “Is the Movie Hostel based on a True Story?)