Story of my life.

 

 

 

 

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Even the image looks eerie. Almost like I photoshopped it. Creepy is as creepy does, and now I’m being “followed” by an assemblage of black and white, stylized mini-dramas, which at least they give legitimacy to the sounds I hear out in my backyard I call Camp Crystal Lake  in the middle of the night. Maybe you’ll believe me next time I see a monster on the wing of a plane. (And you ask me why I’m scared to fly.)

Who else can I get to follow @dailyblondeink on Instagram? Time for a wish list:

Prince
Darth Vader
The “Shameless” cast (…I’m talking to you, Lip Gallagher)
Prince Harry
“Rowdy” Rhonda Rousey
Dr Hannibal Lecter
The Buddha
The Beatles
Willy Wonka
Ziggy Stardust
The Rocky Horror Picture Show
Otter Pops

FYI, I’d go on, but that was harder than I thought.

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Written by Anne Clendening
Anne Clendening was born and raised in L.A. She's a yoga teacher, a writer and occasionally slings cocktails in a Hollywood bar. She could eat chocolate cake for every meal of the day. She has a huge fear of heights and flying. And fire. She wishes she could speak French, play her guitar better and make cannoli. She's probably listening to The Dark Side Of The Moon right now, kickin’ it with her boxer dog and her hot Australian husband ★