The Big Short

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I’d love to offer up a little review on this movie, if I had any idea what happened. All I can say is:

1. It’s about the unfortunate housing market crash of 2007,

2. people scrambled to get whatever financial gain they could out of it,

3. people got extremely rich,

4. Christian Bale is a babe, and

5. I know that’s obvious but

6. he can also act like a serious mofo.

I might have to write about my favorite Christian Bale movies next. #1: Velvet Goldmine. A movie that also has my absolute favorite babe, Ewan McGregor. (Come to think of it, the two of them get it on.) And it’s not confusing. I’ll never know what a bb cdo blah blah blah is, and I’m pretty sure I never will. Thanks for making me feel stupid. Good movie though.

Written by Anne Clendening
Anne Clendening never knows what's going on and is probably watching horror movies right now to cope. She suggests you do the same.