There Were Two Cows in a Field…
There were two cows in a field. One said, “Moo.” The other one said, “I was going to say that.”
Not stupid enough?
How does a train eat? It goes chew-chew,
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Britney Spears.
Britney Spears who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Oops, I did it again.
If growing up in the ’80s taught me one thing, it’s that my friends and I should have found a treasure map by now. (@LizHackett)
That actually constituted half an hour of Googling just now.
Anne Clendening was born and raised in L.A. She's a yoga teacher, a writer and occasionally slings cocktails in a Hollywood bar. She could eat chocolate cake for every meal of the day. She has a huge fear of heights and flying. And fire. She wishes she could speak French, play her guitar better and make cannoli. She's probably listening to The Dark Side Of The Moon right now, kickin’ it with her boxer dog and her hot Australian husband ★
L.A. chick. Writer. Horror fan. Free Spirit. Child of the 70's.