IMDB Summary: 15 years after murdering his sister on Halloween night 1963, Michael Myers escapes from a mental hospital and...
I LOVE YOU, LAURIE STRODE
I don’t remember the first time I saw Halloween, and it doesn’t matter. Watching it as a kid wouldn’t be the same as watching it now. The music, the mask, the 1978-ness of it all, everything about it says to me, you were young once, and it fucking ruled.
THE NEW JAN BRADY
Sometimes when I start a new project I get the "I'm the new Jan Brady" thing stuck in my head. I'm not sure why. It has nothing to do with why Jan Brady said she was the new Jan Brady.
THE TRUTH ABOUT BEING AWESOME
It’s not often I get to say this, mostly because I spent the last two years working on Bent and...
EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT HAVING YOUR SHIT TOGETHER
First, be born a human. Obviously, you’ve already done that—so good job. Now, make mistakes. Tons of them. Know this...
AND THAT’S THE DAY
So here’s what happens the day your new book comes out: Not much. It’s weird. It’s one of the biggest...
THE STORY OF BENT
I saw a YouTube video once where a guy dressed head-to-toe like a red devil with a long tail and...
A LETTER TO JAVIER BARDEM
Dear Javier, I once read an article about you where you said your favorite actor was Al Pacino. I assume...
A LETTER TO RUSSELL BRAND
Dear Russell, You may or may not remember this, but we met a few months ago when you were here...
NEW YEAR’S EVE AT VARIOUS TIMES
7:00pm Me: How ya feelin’ baby? Mauro: I feel like shit. Drink some juice. No, it sounds gross. Then drink...
A LETTER TO DAVID THORNE
What’s Up David, So my husband just asked me what I was doing and I told him I was writing...
THE KID IS GETTING OLD
It started with Patty Hearst. Actually, it started when I was watching a documentary on Rolling Stone Magazine where they...
I MADE OUT WITH SCOTT BAIO TODAY
So this morning I spent at least two hours lying in bed watching an unbelievably insane Twitter war explode between...
Every election year I say I’m going to help out and I never do. I think about volunteering, making phone calls, or maybe even writing a political blog. I want to call it Strange Bedfellows, but unfortunately strangebedfellows.com is taken by someone incredibly selfish who isn’t even using it. And since this blog is mostly about horror movies and stupid crap I think about, I’m pretty sure nobody’s going to be coming here for my opinion on politics, which I can sum up in two words:
I’M DONE.
Here’s a story:
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