Considering I’m married to an Australian, this has to be the best bad poem ever. And I’ve been Googling “bad poems” for hours.

A Beautiful Little Furry Rabbit

How beautifully innocent the cute little bunny,
Hopping around the green, happy fields for fun.
Hopping around, scratching holes, making love,
Eating and laying around in the sun.

How ghastly the horrible little Aussie rabbit is,
Hopping around the vast land just for fun.
Hopping around causing massive irreversible erosion,
Eaten by a farmer with a gun.

~Lewis Raynes, 2016