George Carlin, You rule. HARD.


Kinda says it all, in a screwy oxymoron. And when I started @dailyblondeink on Instagram, I started kinda slow… but the floodgates are open, and shit’s about to happen…

Have anything truly offensive, but not in a weird, too serious blood thirsty sense? Send it over, baby!! And don’t worry if not, friends, I’ve got a ton of these ❤



Written by Anne Clendening
Anne Clendening was born and raised in L.A. She's a yoga teacher, a writer and occasionally slings cocktails in a Hollywood bar. She could eat chocolate cake for every meal of the day. She has a huge fear of heights and flying. And fire. She wishes she could speak French, play her guitar better and make cannoli. She's probably listening to The Dark Side Of The Moon right now, kickin’ it with her boxer dog and her hot Australian husband ★