Even the image looks eerie. Almost like I photoshopped it. Creepy is as creepy does, and now I’m being “followed” by an assemblage of black and white, stylized mini-dramas, which at least they give legitimacy to the sounds I hear out in my backyard I call Camp Crystal Lake  in the middle of the night. Maybe you’ll believe me next time I see a monster on the wing of a plane. (And you ask me why I’m scared to fly.)

Who else can I get to follow @dailyblondeink on Instagram? Time for a wish list:

Prince
Darth Vader
The “Shameless” cast (…I’m talking to you, Lip Gallagher)
Prince Harry
“Rowdy” Rhonda Rousey
Dr Hannibal Lecter
The Buddha
The Beatles
Willy Wonka
Ziggy Stardust
The Rocky Horror Picture Show
Otter Pops

FYI, I’d go on, but that was harder than I thought.