The Big Short

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I’d love to offer up a little review on this movie, if I had any idea what happened. All I can say is:

1. It’s about the unfortunate housing market crash of 2007,

2. people scrambled to get whatever financial gain they could out of it,

3. people got extremely rich,

4. Christian Bale is a babe, and

5. I know that’s obvious but

6. he can also act like a serious mofo.

I might have to write about my favorite Christian Bale movies next. #1: Velvet Goldmine. A movie that also has my absolute favorite babe, Ewan McGregor. (Come to think of it, the two of them get it on.) And it’s not confusing. I’ll never know what a bb cdo blah blah blah is, and I’m pretty sure I never will. Thanks for making me feel stupid. Good movie though.

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Written by Anne Clendening
Anne Clendening was born and raised in L.A. She's a yoga teacher, a writer and occasionally slings cocktails in a Hollywood bar. She could eat chocolate cake for every meal of the day. She has a huge fear of heights and flying. And fire. She wishes she could speak French, play her guitar better and make cannoli. She's probably listening to The Dark Side Of The Moon right now, kickin’ it with her boxer dog and her hot Australian husband ★