You Were Not Born to be the Third Swan From the Left

OK, it’s not mine. I read it on Facebook. Still, it’s fucking awesome. And it makes me wish I could come up with a “saying.” A one-liner that would change lives and cure the doldrums. Like a Mae West kind of line.

My friend Gretchen sent me this video. It made my day.

Written by Anne Clendening
Anne Clendening was born and raised in L.A. She's a yoga teacher, a writer and occasionally slings cocktails in a Hollywood bar. She could eat chocolate cake for every meal of the day. She has a huge fear of heights and flying. And fire. She wishes she could speak French, play her guitar better and make cannoli. She's probably listening to The Dark Side Of The Moon right now, kickin’ it with her boxer dog and her hot Australian husband ★