“You’ve Never Watched ‘The Exorcist?!'”

My friend Solana stopped by. She’s my horror friend, if that makes sense. Because of her, I did the #horrorpalooza series. We don’t fuck around.

So in the middle of a perfectly decent conversation, I threw out the ol’ “your mother sucks cocks in hell.” (Which I almost just wrote out as “c*^ks” in an effort to tone down the vulgarity, and I probably should have, but really, there’s no point. You’ve seen it.)

Solana hadn’t seen it. She had never seen The Exorcist. Not three minutes went by before we were watching Father Merrin on an archeological dig in Iraq. Read what I wrote here about the rest.

By the way, The Exorcist is still the scariest movie ever.

Written by Anne Clendening
Anne Clendening was born and raised in L.A. She's a yoga teacher, a writer and occasionally slings cocktails in a Hollywood bar. She could eat chocolate cake for every meal of the day. She has a huge fear of heights and flying. And fire. She wishes she could speak French, play her guitar better and make cannoli. She's probably listening to The Dark Side Of The Moon right now, kickin’ it with her boxer dog and her hot Australian husband ★